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Originally posted by Tsunami (view)
Never run into the wall head first.

I actually did that and had to get stitches.

the reason why I said never run into the wall head first, because I could of paralized myself by doing that.

yeah...ouch..that would hurt........

Things you shouldnt do........Dont swim with Hungry Great White Sharks....

Has anyone seen a real great white shark??

Never try diving from a diving board through a life ring in the pool. My sister did that and could have killed herself :( She's fine thoguh ^-^!

OOOOOHHHH!!!!!! that's just reminded me! lol! something that happened to my uncle once at the swimming pool! ^^' my poor uncle...

ok so it was very hot, very sunny: a perfect summer day at Toulouse (where thay live, it's in the South of France). my uncle, aunt and 3 cusins went to the pool. my uncle, a pretty strong and athletic guy, went on the diving board, prepared himself to dive and jumped...

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the pool was being filled and was only half way full.... -_- my uncle dived... he almost knocked himself out when he landed on the floor... there was a great silence. my uncle got out of the pool like he could... ^^' his head was spitting blood.... you would've thought be was a zomby climbing out of the pool...

he got a little amount of stiches because of that... and now we all laugh about it... LOL

gosh! things you should never do! this thread can go on forever! i have a humungous list of things! ^^'

1) never make promises you cant keep!

when you're closing a stapler after putting new staples in, don't close it with your finger covering where the staples come out, 'cause you might squeez too hard and... well... having a staple in your thumb is rather interesting

Uhmmmmm..........yeah. Gee....the thing's yall kid's do for fun. No wonder I'll never be unemployed. By the way, after seeing this happen to a surprisingly growing amount of people, take this advice, if your cleaning a gun, dont pull the trigger unless your sure its not loaded, and even then, dont pull the trigger anyway. And for Pete's sake, dont be looking down the barrel if your gonna do it anyway. It's rather messy.

never jump a levee with friends in the back of ur truck.But it is extremely funny when you look back & their all flying :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: := .Man those were the good ol days:=

never do an elbow drop on hard surfaces...

yesterday, when i woke up, i tried to make an elbow drop on my pillow. But instead, it hit the floor instead...ouch... :p

never eat stuff if you aren't sure it's still good...
I almost ate ham that wasn't good...it had been in the refrigerator for almost seven years!
That's because my mom forgets to take off the bad stuff T-T

one of my friends punched his bag at school once...
he's broke his wrist :emb:

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Originally posted by Morphee (view)
one of my friends punched his bag at school once...
he's broke his wrist :emb:

hehehe...poor thing!

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Originally posted by Morphee (view)
one of my friends punched his bag at school once...
he's broke his wrist :emb:

>>>owwww...

Never jump off of the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING? *shrugs*