ummmm.....no, i'm not serious. (I use mayonaise, it's cheaper:P )

Do you really use THOSE sandwich spreads as a lubricant for those parts??? Man, that'll gonna rot after a few weeks(or even stink)...

LOL. good one lion.

funny guys... but the funnies thing ive ever done was when i was skatebourding at skate church and i broke my leg, it hurt but i didnt cry *thinks for a bit* wait... yes... i did cry... opps... dam... f**k

you broke your leg? hmmmmm doesn't seem funny but ;_; ;_;

never call your chief a f***ing liar to his face.:heh: :heh:

that must have gone over well, ur...never call ur gym teach a lazy old hag while he/she is around ...aka:when he/she is in the room...**coughs**

hmmm things i should never do oh oh i remember when i was little we used to "sneak out at night" and go places (well not realli when we where little but last year we still do it) but one time we where going somewhere and mi cusen hearther (she was acting like a fool at the time) ran face first in to a car o see if she was "powerful" the girl fell and fainted because she was dumb enough to do that and remind you we wheren't even in jersei citi at the time we went to new york so we had to drag her back to the light railand taker her home when we got home like 2 minutes in the house mi dad walks in the house and THANK GOD he didn't know we snuk out soo never do what i did

i once told my arts teacher that i doubt his mental sanity, in his face (well it was clear i'd leave that school anyways... and he *was* a total nutcase)

We once poured water from a tank of fishes into my boss's coffee....

bad man tisk tisk tisk i just have a few things to sai was it fun because i would like to do that to mi teachers mwhahahaha thei give me to much :cens: homework and that's when we all complained and it got lesser and lesser now thei feel our pain but so long for me to wait to get out of this :cens: :cens: we call school man darn teachers i feel like blowing up on them but never do that we made one of our teachers cri it was in 6th grade i believe but ms.fahel never messed with us untill 7th grade and now in 8th i don't have her so i don't give 2 :cens: about her but you should never make your teachers cri.........unless it's nesscari

Never slide into a bookshelf. I did that while I was in Highschool during reading class.

I was at a party back in 96 & I was telling blonde jokes & my female friend came up to me & put her shin right between my legs(shes a 6ft blonde).Never did that again.

hmm... i was eating cake or something and had the fork in my mouth and walked right into a sliding glass door...

Things that you should never do huh?? you should never......leave anyone behind...