Wow... I'm out of it for two weeks and this is apparently what I missed? This is, by far, the strangest thread I could have possibly imagined on this site... A couple of suggestions to reroute your speculative minds:
http://www.angel-feathers.com/thread_1239.html
http://www.angel-feathers.com/thread_1222.html
http://www.angel-feathers.com/thread_1211.html
http://www.angel-feathers.com/thread_1189.html
24-Jul-2006