hehe yup tis true from what i hear at least

don't take life seriously, nobody's getting out alive anyway!

hmm that's a good one

nothing is eaten as cold as its harpooned...

"you want fries with that?".....if i wanted fries i'd say so
on a hot summer day..."warm enough for ya?"..... no, i'm walking around in shorts because i think my pale legs are soo sexy
as i'm shoveling my driveway..."enough snow for ya?" ..... no, i'm piling it up just to make it look like i got more than everyone else.
sooo many more, i'll think of a few later, i'm sure.

lol your silli lion

here is a quote:
"The things you're crying about today, you might be laughing about in ten years ... and then again ... maybe not."
- Mark Lowry

"Keyboard not detected, press F1 to continue"

"Unknown has caused an error in Unknown. Unknown will now close."

Anti-virus software may not be installed." I mean really, what nerve. First they make an OS so prone to security problems it can barely function without a separate anti-virus program. Then they nag you about it if you don't use one. To me this is like hitting someone over the head with a baseball bat then telling them "You may not be wearing a helmet.

without a memory card inserted you can't save any game data

What is "E.T." short for...?
Cuz he's got little legs!

Whats brown and sticky ? A Stick



and a pic of a few errors my friend says he has got so far:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v411/keiichi88/errorsO.jpg

"North Shore Nose Riders Live life on the edge" I found this on a shirt.

oooohhhhh..... go here....much amusement:
http://www.engrish.com/

another quote that is kinda strange:
"Broken pots spill more water."
- Mark Lowry

I don't know any ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;

here is a funny one,
"I thew a Tater Tot" - Someone I know from the Boys and Girls club.

hehe it sounds silli

here is a quote that is true.
"Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect."
- Oren Arnold