While I was shovelling snow, I thought of something funny. here is what I thought of:
"They call me Tater Salad" - Ron White.

ehhhh didn't get thst tsu

hmmm...tator salad...interesting. my saying is ta ta fur now. i say it when i have to go. as those of us who have come on the chat lately will know

Tater Salad is Ron White's Nickname. ;) he is a comedian.

something my friend said while he was looking for food or drink in his house:
"i look in the freezer, and what do i see? a can of dinosour punch, just for me "
something gabriolis said while in chat about this site baf:
"warning, this site causes dependency, it may lower your grades or mess up ur marriage"

you think it can lower grades? funny... mine have been climbing... ^^ really... but i have contracted the "BAF desease"... hehe ^^ but i don't mind having that kind of sickness.... :bg:

LOL nes! cute! i can't believe gab would say that! cute! its true though! at ABJ (old school) my grades were dropping!

my fav sayings are "Let the lord of Pure Evil guide You Under", "Forever Sing the Sorrow" "Lifes a b***h... Deal With it"

HAVOK.ADDICT

Cover Me! I'm changing Lanes!:)

"If quizzes are quizzicle, what are tests?" I blurted out the answer without thinking it through ._.

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"
Steven Wright

mine is: what is Mona Lisa smiling about?

what movie is that i don't kno about that movie hmmmm ask some one in there 30's who likes corni stuff because i never saw it

No Radio. Already stolen. o.o

Some things I've come across while reading fanfiction.

"Are you okay?" "No, I'm still heartbroken about Seifer and am about to commit suicide with a paperclip." ~ Quistis from FF8

here is a state Slogan for Wisconsin.
WISCONSIN: Land of funny accents.