LOL!!!!!!! all of them are funny somehow.... ^_^

"As One!!!"

"you're not normal, you're abnormally impaired, there's no such thing as normal"

"a dream that can come true is not a real dream" from outlaw star i think

"Windows is a 64 bit port of a 32 bit patch to a 16 bit GUI based on a 8 bit operating system, written for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company which can not stand 1 bit of competition." another persons sig at another forum

not really a quote but something funny my friend said to me once after downloading something:
"better yet, unzipping a winzip file, then getting rar files to extract "

something gab said about baf befor, lol so true:
"warning, this site causes dependency, it may lower your grades or mess up ur marriage"

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

best one and everyone should follow it cas i am not a online help desk:angry:
"i will use google befor asking dumb questions"
(dont mind the link wording) http://www.fuckinggoogleit.com/bart.gif


forgot were i got most of these though^^'

LOL!!! funny nes ^_^

"The Hunter has become the hunted"

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Originally posted by nesmaster102 (view)
"a dream that can come true is not a real dream" from outlaw star i think

"Windows is a 64 bit port of a 32 bit patch to a 16 bit GUI based on a 8 bit operating system, written for a 4 bit processor by a 2 bit company which can not stand 1 bit of competition." another persons sig at another forum

not really a quote but something funny my friend said to me once after downloading something:
"better yet, unzipping a winzip file, then getting rar files to extract "

something gab said about baf befor, lol so true:
"warning, this site causes dependency, it may lower your grades or mess up ur marriage"

"If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

best one and everyone should follow it cas i am not a online help desk:angry:
"i will use google befor asking dumb questions"
(dont mind the link wording) http://www.fuckinggoogleit.com/bart.gif


forgot were i got most of these though^^'

>>>wow...techie quotes...:E

"Have a break, have a Kit Kat"

"Those who live by the sword are shot by those who don't ^-^"

"Those who live by the sword, dies by the sword"

wow such nice an meaningful quotes. heres one similar to the 2 above me.

"a man who points a gun, should be prepared to die by one."
"life is a song, love is the music"
"whatever will be, will be. whatever won't, won't"

Live everyday of your life as if it were your last

"..only time can tell.."

"Eat at Joes!"

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left"

[ "It's not the size of the body that counts, it's the size of the heart", sorta surprised something like this hasn't shown up already]

Ok umm,......its not the size of the gun its how much lead you can put in them.
ok heres a joke.
Q.what's faster?hot or cold?
A.hot,cuz everyone catches a cold.lolololol

hey goku make a seperate thread for jokes...hehehhe....nice idea right?...

"...offense wins a game, but defense wins championships..." MJ23