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what if heaven b like?

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Goku_B
Goku_B
When we die & we go to heaven,If heaven really was like Gods & Goddesses runing around & working like in the AMG movie.First my jaw would drop & amaze.I'd walk around & check the place out.And see Gods,Goddesses,angels,& our souls going in & out of malls & haveing fun.And see them working.I'd be scratching my head wondering if this really is heaven?Then I'll jump up & down yelling IS THIS HEAVEN!?!?.Then I'll sit down & thinking this can't be right,,,can it?.

well what about you?
24-Feb-2005
KeiichiK1
KeiichiK1
I don't know... if I end up just sitting on a cloud playing a harp, I'm gonna be really bored... especially since I don't know how to play the harp...

Of course, heaven to me would probably involve hot anime babes, so it's all good :)

Larry
24-Feb-2005
coolcole999
coolcole999
so, do they use angle feathers as curence in this heaven for the malls, or is the mall basicly a giant free-for-all closet?
hmmm....


Hmmm....i seem to have shut u all up, c'mon there got be some ideas out there
24-Feb-2005
Reiyuka
Reiyuka
Hmm...let's see...Depending on the way I had died I'd probably have a different view.
Like, for example, if I'd killed myself I would be really dissapointed, since I probably would've hoped for the big-black-emptiness thingy.
But any other normal or not so normal death would cause me to be like the Duracell-bunny, run around from one place to the other while giggling and yelling. Very much like Ranma Saotome behaved in a certain episode where they're at a summer festival, for those of you who know what I'm talking about. And then, probably, I'd hug everyone in sight just for the fun of it.
28-Feb-2005
GaussBear
GaussBear
I would be so surprised. To imagine that Kosuke actually knew what heaven was like!

Next I would start worrying because while the deities are supposed to be good, some can get a tad excited. I think it would be a rather terrifying and even painful experience for a tender soul to come across Urd in a foul mood. I would careful read the section in the Heaven Survival Guide which deals with the who, why, when and especially how to avoid angry gods and goddesses. Hopefully souls gain the abilities of speedreading and photographic memory since I think it would be a long list. An extremely long list if the old tales are true about how each child is visited by their very own norn at birth. Heaven would then be so packed with deities I think I would prefer Hell. Perhaps a somewhat radical choice but at least I wouldn't have so many goody two shoes busy bodies on my back all the time.... aww dreck, there's one demon for every deity. Ok, so heaven it is.

Since the high muckety mucks work, no doubt we souls also have to work. Not because we need to earn our keep but because it is expected we should do good deeds. How this is supposed to be done when there is barely any interaction with Midgard is a mystery. The bosses seem to have the power to handle most stuff but some of them are too proud to engage in household work. Which means most souls are probably working as janitors. However, we know some goddesses loaf around the television all day so obviously they can enjoy crude human entertainment too. So pray fellow souls that you belong to the creative classes.

Fancying themselves on the side of good, the deities probably don't ask us to slave away all day. Entertainment will probably consist of listening to heavenly singing, eating heavenly food (if scrawny Keiichi is any indication, it's non-fattening) and get nosebleeds every time a hot love god/goddess walks past. This nerd heaven also contains the most advanced computers in the universe, with the possible exception of Hell. Most souls will therefore spend their free time idling away on deitynet. Hrrm, somehow heaven seems a bit too much like my normal life, apart from the microwave food.
01-Mar-2005
Reiyuka
Reiyuka
Hihi! Very intelligent reaction, GaussBear-san. :)
03-Mar-2005
BlueHeaven
BlueHeaven
is just a point of view!
22-Mar-2005
Goku_B
Goku_B
Well the bad thing is that we wouldn't see Belldandy.The good news is that we wouldn't run into Urd or Skuld.It'll be very helpful if we souls had a booklet that tells us stuf & who not to make mad ^^.
30-Jun-2005
Zhaoyun45
Zhaoyun45
Wouldnt mind running into urd...skuld i would be fine never running into.
I wouldnt like the idea of being able to automatically speed read and get photographic memory...you know all that good stuff because then people lose their uniqueness and...heaven shouldnt be boring :)
10-Jul-2005
Kei_kusanagi
Kei_kusanagi
We'll if it was me....I would..check the place out of course....

and if I run into Skuld or Urd..I would say "How do you do Skuld and Urd? *bows down*" Im a VERY BIG FAN OF YOU TWO.....
I would faint next..^_^

I wonder if we would have wings too?? ^_^ I would love to have wings someday...^_^
10-Jul-2005
F.Angel
F.Angel
i think my first reaction to being in heaven would be WOW and also feel a sense of peace and serenity, but i'll probably be staring at the scenery gawping lol
10-Jul-2005
Zhaoyun45
Zhaoyun45
To have wings...that would make almost anywhere feel like heaven...i would want actual feathered wings though...so many kind cant make me happy by making some iron wings =/
10-Jul-2005
xmadcatx85
xmadcatx85
Primarily, I would be shocked. After that I would go to the help desk and ask if I could be reincarnated. If my soul could be used for something, whether it be for great evil or for great good, it would be much more useful in the world of the living.
17-Jul-2005