lolol Morphee & ace lol.I won't put in the Mammogram joke for the respect of the female members.In pharmacology,all drugs have 2 names - a trade name & a generic nam.For example,the trade name for Tylenol is acetaminophen,Aleve is known as napproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, & Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.After consideration by a team of government experts,it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.Also considered were mycoxafallin,mydixadroppin,mydixarizin,mydixadud,dixafix, & of course ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is seeking an announcement today the Viagra will soon be available in liquid form & will be marked by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitible for use as a mixer.
Pepsi's proposed as campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink.This additive gives niw meaning to the names cocktails,highballs, & just a good old fashioned stiff drink.Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
This isn't really a joke.Just somethn very funny.
I got this from some nurses from the hospital's TCU at where I work^^.I 1st read this this & I laughed really hard :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: := :laugh:
22-Mar-2006