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(how's that Goku? :E)

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Its another joke thread! Yeah!

And now, Dynamo_ace's jokes!

*Appluse*

Is there a Mr Wall?
Is there a Mrs Wall?
Are there any walls?
You better get out, the roof's coming in!

lolol Morphee & ace lol.I won't put in the Mammogram joke for the respect of the female members.In pharmacology,all drugs have 2 names - a trade name & a generic nam.For example,the trade name for Tylenol is acetaminophen,Aleve is known as napproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, & Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.After consideration by a team of government experts,it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin.Also considered were mycoxafallin,mydixadroppin,mydixarizin,mydixadud,dixafix, & of course ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is seeking an announcement today the Viagra will soon be available in liquid form & will be marked by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitible for use as a mixer.
Pepsi's proposed as campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink.This additive gives niw meaning to the names cocktails,highballs, & just a good old fashioned stiff drink.Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
This isn't really a joke.Just somethn very funny.
I got this from some nurses from the hospital's TCU at where I work^^.I 1st read this this & I laughed really hard :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: := :laugh:

hehe i have one :E

well it's not really a joke... but i thought this was pretty goos so here you go!

Pregnancy Q & A & more!
Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.
Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.
Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?
Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.
Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.
Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.
Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy
Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.
Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN! ISSUES"
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1- 800-".
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday..

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND
10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, an d eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.
AND, the Number One Number One thing only women understand:
1. OTHER WOMEN

Those were pretty good Morphee lol lolololol:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

And now for a filmism!

"You were the chosen one!"
Yes so was Buffy and Sakura!

how many men does it take to open a can of beer?
none,its the womens job to open it when they bring it the men.

God created Earth n 7 days & rested
God then created man & rested
God then created woman,ever since God nor man has rested.(1 of my favs)
(u women r gonna get mad at me for those)
my Cpt gave alot of women bashing jokes lol.