Oh...my...god! Blond jokes usually crack me up. Let's see, for my two cents, I'm gonna go back to Goku-san's first post about the bad pick-up lines. It might sound silly, but I once read something about them and started collecting the silliest, most obvious lines there are.
Is it so hot in here or is that just you?
I'm sorry, but I'll have to arrest you. You've stolen my heart.
You have the cutest laugh. Won't you laugh again?
Would you mind if I fell in love with you?
I'm very shy, can't you start the conversation?
So, what's it like, dropping out of the sky?
Did it hurt, falling from heaven?
I know for sure that I'll be thinking of you tomorrow.
If my first opening line doesn't work, will you give me a second chance?
They say that kissing is the language of love...wanna talk?
Can I have your picture? Why? Because that way I can ask Santa what I want for christmas.
You like me, I like me. Let's go out.
Can I sleep with your phonenumber under my pillow tonight?
Do you come here often? From now on, so do I.
I think this is one of those nights I'll remember for the rest of my life.
Where were you? I've been waiting for you my whole life.
Your eyes seem so familiar...oh no, wait, I'm confusing them with stars.
If you think you can seduce me...You're right.
I wonder if your name is as beautiful as you are.
There has to be something wrong with my eyes; I can't seem to keep them off of you.
You know what would look good on you? Me!
If I say that you have a beautiful body, will you press it against me?
Your dress makes you look like an angel, but it wouldn't matter. You look angelic no matter what you wear. (gah...I hated that one)
Your eyes sparkle like the sun, whenever I look at them, I look at heaven itself.
If I had enough courage, I'd even ask you out right here, right now... (another one I hate...it's so unfair!)
And here's some funny things I got from a DBZ fanfic on ff.net.
Rules of the mighty Prince Vegeta.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up,
put it down. I need it up, you need it down. I do not wish to hear you
screeching about me leaving it down.
2. Everyday is a training day. It is like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Do not interfere unless it is at my command.
3. Shopping is NOT considered training. And no, I am never going to think of it that way.
4. Crying is considered blackmail.
5. Ask for what you want. Let me be clear on this one thing: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
6. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question.
7. Do not come to me with your pathetic human problems.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
8. Anything I said less than a month ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
9. Do not ask me to do anything, just do it yourself.
10. Whenever possible, say whatever you have to say during meal times. Do not interrupt my training.
11. Saiyan warriors do not ask for directions.
12. Do not ask me about colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. There is no such thing as mauve.
13. If I ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," I shall act like
nothing's wrong. I know you are lying, but your just not worth
the hassle.
14. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an
answer you don't want to hear.
15. Don't ask me what I’m thinking, unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as Training, beating Kakarrot and his brat, or my becoming a Super Saiyan.
16. You have enough clothes.
17. You have too many shoes.
18. You are to never prepare a meal without help from your idiot mother.
19. You are to keep your mother away from me.
20. Karrarot, his brat, and the Harpy, along with your other pathetic human friends are not to come round while I am training. That means never! They have their own houses to stay in.
:snicker: And as a freebie...
The vibrating sheep of DEATH!
11-Feb-2005