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Goku_B
Goku_B
"Old" is when ur sweetie says"lets go up stairs & make luv & ur answer"pick 1,I cant do both.

"Old is when"a sexy babe catches ur fancy & ur pacemaker opens the garage door.

"Old is when"getting lucky means u finding ur car n the parking lot.

"Old is when"an all nighter means not getn up to use the bathroom.

all jokes were about bn old lolololol.
27-Jun-2006
viet80
viet80
Enjoy with them:
As Long As You Love Me
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5721216010568488162&q=back+dormitory
27-Jun-2006
KeiichiRoy
KeiichiRoy
QuoteOriginally posted by viet80 (view)
Enjoy with them:
As Long As You Love Me
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5721216010568488162&q=back+dormitory

funny asians....asians are the happiest people in the whole world!!!
28-Jun-2006
Lanz
Lanz
One day, a proud farmer is looking at his son who is working inthe field...

"Ah...my son, he has grown into a man now..." he said. An hour had passed and his son went to him.

The father asked, "My son, what are you planning to plant in that farm lot?"

his son replied in a unmanly tone, "I'll plant flowers in there daddie! Many-many flowers!"
29-Jun-2006
Dynamo_ace
Dynamo_ace
He he very funny!

What do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs!
30-Jun-2006
MasterT
MasterT
QuoteOriginally posted by Dynamo_ace (view)
He he very funny!

What do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs!


¬_¬ omg that joke is too cheesey ^_^
30-Jun-2006
Dynamo_ace
Dynamo_ace
Maybe it wanted cheese!
30-Jun-2006
Kei_kusanagi
Kei_kusanagi
QuoteOriginally posted by Goku_B (view)
"Old" is when ur sweetie says"lets go up stairs & make luv & ur answer"pick 1,I cant do both.

"Old is when"a sexy babe catches ur fancy & ur pacemaker opens the garage door.

"Old is when"getting lucky means u finding ur car n the parking lot.

"Old is when"an all nighter means not getn up to use the bathroom.

all jokes were about bn old lolololol.


OMG LOL!!!! @_@
30-Jun-2006
Airrider
Airrider
I write Top Ten lists!


Top Ten Signs Darth Vader’s Getting Old

10: Starts telling the Stormtroopers to turn down that obnoxious march music

9: Throws out his back during the big lightsaber fight with Ben Kenobi

8: Starts telling Palpatine that he remembers when the Dark Side was the Not-As-Bright Side

7: In addition to putting on his helmet, he pops in his meds and puts on his dentures

6: Has the Super Star Destroyer painted beige

5: Starts parking his TIE fighter in all the handicapped spaces

4: Instead of using the Force or a lightsaber, just starts caning the people that don’t agree with him

3: After telling Luke that he is his father, goes into long “Why, in MY day…” monologue

2: Skips important Imperial meetings for Bingo night

And the number one sign is…

1: During the attack on the first Death Star, starts yelling at the Rebels to get off his lawn
15-Jul-2006
Kei_kusanagi
Kei_kusanagi
eh!!??? @_@
15-Jul-2006
Dynamo_ace
Dynamo_ace
Weird joke...

My turn!

What do you get when you cross the triple jump with boxing?
A hop, a skip and a thump!
15-Jul-2006
Kei_kusanagi
Kei_kusanagi
LOl yeha pretty funny
15-Jul-2006
Airrider
Airrider
The USS Abraham Lincoln is sailing near the Alaskan coast, sometime around midnight. The captain sees a very bright light up ahead, and radioes the source.
"Please change your course ten degrees left," the message reads.
"Change yours ten degrees right," comes the reply.
"I am a captain in the United States Navy. Change your course, sir."
"I am a seaman second class. Change your course, sir."
The captain was furious. "I AM AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER! I'M NOT CHANGING MY COURSE!!!"
"I am a lighthouse. Your call."
15-Jul-2006
KSA_Technology
KSA_Technology
Show the lighthouse a bit more of respect next time.
15-Jul-2006
Airrider
Airrider
Fine, if you didn't like that...

This just in: a cult of rats has been found dead under a cupboard. They are thought to have committed pesticide.

And now, the local news: Mara has been found hiding in a car customizing shop, trying to break all the small tools. This only proves that the devil is in the details.
15-Jul-2006