"Old" is when ur sweetie says"lets go up stairs & make luv & ur answer"pick 1,I cant do both.

"Old is when"a sexy babe catches ur fancy & ur pacemaker opens the garage door.

"Old is when"getting lucky means u finding ur car n the parking lot.

"Old is when"an all nighter means not getn up to use the bathroom.

all jokes were about bn old lolololol.

Enjoy with them:
As Long As You Love Me
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5721216010568488162&q=back+dormitory

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Enjoy with them:
As Long As You Love Me
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5721216010568488162&q=back+dormitory

funny asians....asians are the happiest people in the whole world!!!

One day, a proud farmer is looking at his son who is working inthe field...

"Ah...my son, he has grown into a man now..." he said. An hour had passed and his son went to him.

The father asked, "My son, what are you planning to plant in that farm lot?"

his son replied in a unmanly tone, "I'll plant flowers in there daddie! Many-many flowers!"

He he very funny!

What do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs!

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He he very funny!

What do cows play at parties?
Moosical chairs!

¬_¬ omg that joke is too cheesey ^_^

Maybe it wanted cheese!

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Originally posted by Goku_B (view)
"Old" is when ur sweetie says"lets go up stairs & make luv & ur answer"pick 1,I cant do both.

"Old is when"a sexy babe catches ur fancy & ur pacemaker opens the garage door.

"Old is when"getting lucky means u finding ur car n the parking lot.

"Old is when"an all nighter means not getn up to use the bathroom.

all jokes were about bn old lolololol.

OMG LOL!!!! @_@

I write Top Ten lists!


Top Ten Signs Darth Vader’s Getting Old

10: Starts telling the Stormtroopers to turn down that obnoxious march music

9: Throws out his back during the big lightsaber fight with Ben Kenobi

8: Starts telling Palpatine that he remembers when the Dark Side was the Not-As-Bright Side

7: In addition to putting on his helmet, he pops in his meds and puts on his dentures

6: Has the Super Star Destroyer painted beige

5: Starts parking his TIE fighter in all the handicapped spaces

4: Instead of using the Force or a lightsaber, just starts caning the people that don’t agree with him

3: After telling Luke that he is his father, goes into long “Why, in MY day…” monologue

2: Skips important Imperial meetings for Bingo night

And the number one sign is…

1: During the attack on the first Death Star, starts yelling at the Rebels to get off his lawn

eh!!??? @_@

Weird joke...

My turn!

What do you get when you cross the triple jump with boxing?
A hop, a skip and a thump!

LOl yeha pretty funny

The USS Abraham Lincoln is sailing near the Alaskan coast, sometime around midnight. The captain sees a very bright light up ahead, and radioes the source.
"Please change your course ten degrees left," the message reads.
"Change yours ten degrees right," comes the reply.
"I am a captain in the United States Navy. Change your course, sir."
"I am a seaman second class. Change your course, sir."
The captain was furious. "I AM AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER! I'M NOT CHANGING MY COURSE!!!"
"I am a lighthouse. Your call."

Show the lighthouse a bit more of respect next time.

Fine, if you didn't like that...

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