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KSA_Technology
KSA_Technology
I'm not saying I didn't like it.
It was funny.
I'm saying what someone should say to the captain.
15-Jul-2006
Airrider
Airrider
Oh, sorry. Then again, he is a captain and outranks him. I take that assumption from drill sergeants...

I know an angry mob's gonna come after me for this one...

And now, our top story: Belldandy was thrown into an icy lake with Holy Bell and Blessed Bell. They immediately leapt out and fled home. In a related story, the Blue Angels were spotted today.
15-Jul-2006
KSA_Technology
KSA_Technology
Interesting to say...
But believe me, at least it is funny. Now just run for cover.
15-Jul-2006
Airrider
Airrider
Breaking news: People are highly angered by underage girls cosplaying as Hild's daughter. A leading psychologist told us, "This only proves that children should be seen and not Urd."

A large, conical, wooden contraption was spotted in the city, spinning rapidly. And that's our top story.

Rumors are circulating that Tom Cruise is a monkey. When he was questioned on this, he shimmied up a tree and flung poo at the press.

Hideki Motosuwa was reported to have repeatedly picked up his true love, attempted to carry her with one hand, and dropped her. She is perfectly fine, but Mr. Motosuwa has yet to balance his Chii.
15-Jul-2006
KSA_Technology
KSA_Technology
The truth hurts sometimes, you know...
15-Jul-2006
KSA_Technology
KSA_Technology
In some time we may have a complete joke book...
16-Jul-2006
Airrider
Airrider
A nervous man was riding with a race car driver in a brand new Saleen S7 Twin Turbo. He asks the racer, "how often do cars like this crash?"
"Only once!" came the reply.
16-Jul-2006
Kei_kusanagi
Kei_kusanagi
lol yeah right LMAO!!!!!
16-Jul-2006
KSA_Technology
KSA_Technology
Lol
16-Jul-2006
Dynamo_ace
Dynamo_ace
Here's a new one

Fred Head
Frank Skittle
Dennis Tortuous
Rod Mullet

What am i doing? Hanging out with the stars...name dropping!
16-Jul-2006