Breaking news: People are highly angered by underage girls cosplaying as Hild's daughter. A leading psychologist told us, "This only proves that children should be seen and not Urd."
A large, conical, wooden contraption was spotted in the city, spinning rapidly. And that's our top story.
Rumors are circulating that Tom Cruise is a monkey. When he was questioned on this, he shimmied up a tree and flung poo at the press.
Hideki Motosuwa was reported to have repeatedly picked up his true love, attempted to carry her with one hand, and dropped her. She is perfectly fine, but Mr. Motosuwa has yet to balance his Chii.
15-Jul-2006