The USS Abraham Lincoln is sailing near the Alaskan coast, sometime around midnight. The captain sees a very bright light up ahead, and radioes the source.
"Please change your course ten degrees left," the message reads.
"Change yours ten degrees right," comes the reply.
"I am a captain in the United States Navy. Change your course, sir."
"I am a seaman second class. Change your course, sir."
The captain was furious. "I AM AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER! I'M NOT CHANGING MY COURSE!!!"
"I am a lighthouse. Your call."
15-Jul-2006